March 2012
1 tag
NYPD
means i will kNOCK Yo Punkass Down!
“What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to...”
– Conan The Barbarian.
For Andy (via von-m0nster)
Yeah
That’s Men In Black on vhs.
Don’t be hatin’
7 tags
Well today was a shit
So I think I’m going to get a cheap 40oz, get to Ganon’s Castle on Zelda, and fall asleep to 36th Chamber of the Shaolin.
queenbandbabyduck:
living-through-chemistry:
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unbear:
I really wish that when I was little, adults who told me “You can be anything you want when you grow up” had bothered to mention that you have to take the necessary steps and paths of study to be whatever you want, because you can’t just grow up and decide to be a dolphin trainer or a prima ballerina.
Until I grew up and realized how little I had personally pursued my own interests,...
2 tags
NEW RULE: Pizza Tax
Any pizza stored in my fridge gets taxed a minimum of one (1) slice per day it sits in there.
Failure to pay said tax can result in the following:
1st Infraction: Verbal reprimand. Additional late fee of one (1) slice on next pizza stored.
2nd Infraction: Physical reprimand (minimum of a ‘Face Smush’, maximum of a ‘Bitch Slap’), additional late fee of of two (2)...
PROTIP
“YOU FOOL!” and “…so it’s come to this….” are always valid responses to any question you are asked.
February 2012
Ugggghhh. Can't sleep
Someone bring over a blunt and watch samurai flicks with me.
Ending this weird day with Bloodsport
JCVD always makes me feel better about my life. Plus the biker friend and the insane looking dude from Enter The Dragon are amazing.
